Newsed

A verb for when you get put in the news.

Person #1: Did you hear that Jacob got arrested for raping a fence?

Person #2: Yeah, he got newsed for it.

Gastrophotistrol

When your heart fills up with pee, as defined by Robert Benfer on the podcast "Chaos Pony."

Person #1: Did you hear about (Person #3)?

Person #2: Yeah, he died pretty quickly after being diagnosed with gastrophotistrol.