junethug

a normally mild-mannered woman who suddenly becomes lethally violent when provoked.

“We had no idea she was a junethug. But after taking out her roommates with that steel bat, Maria will probably get 30 to life.”

angry nob

the result of coordinated cockblocking by your “friends” at the club. This typically leads to a late-night pornbinge and wank out of raw frustration.

“We really felt bad for steering Johnny away from all those hoes last night. He must have left with an angry nob!”

fubarista

An inexperienced barista who cannot make a decent coffee-related beverage to save his or her life.

I really need a strong cafe latte to wake me up. Hope to God that young fubarista isn’t there today!

cractivist

A high-energy, spring-loaded protester with no compunctions about forcefully and abruptly challenging others’ opinions and/or ideas regardless of venue.

He disrupted the class again by shouting during the professor’s lecture. What a freakin’ cractivist!

explortab

unregulated medication with unpredictable side effects acquired illegally for the sole purpose of alleviating pain.

“I got your back broh, but I don't know about this. Be careful 'cuz that explortab might put yo' ass six feet under.”

spilljoy

a clumsy drunk who always manages to spill his alcoholic beverages on others at a party.

Bro #1: “Hey, what happened to Joe's fuzzy navel?”
Bro #2: “I'm wearing it - Joe is such a freakin' spilljoy!”

joint mission

when your crew ventures out to score enough marijuana for a weekend tokethon.

“I heard your parents will be gone for a week. Dude, this party is gonna be legit, but only if we have a successful joint mission.”