fubarista

An inexperienced barista who cannot make a decent coffee-related beverage to save his or her life.

I really need a strong cafe latte to wake me up. Hope to God that young fubarista isn’t there today!

explortab

unregulated medication with unpredictable side effects acquired illegally for the sole purpose of alleviating pain.

“I got your back broh, but I don't know about this. Be careful 'cuz that explortab might put yo' ass six feet under.”

blunderfest

A very poorly executed festive or celebratory event, especially during the holiday season, involving team participation that results in chaos and confusion.

Thanks to the complete lack of planning and coordination plus the unexpected blizzard, the office party was a blunderfest of epic proportions.

cractivist

A high-energy, spring-loaded protester with no compunctions about forcefully and abruptly challenging others’ opinions and/or ideas regardless of venue.

He disrupted the class again by shouting during the professor’s lecture. What a freakin’ cractivist!

junethug

a normally mild-mannered woman who suddenly becomes lethally violent when provoked.

“We had no idea she was a junethug. But after taking out her roommates with that steel bat, Maria will probably get 30 to life.”

fapazine

An adult-oriented magazine that can no longer be read due to pages being glued together from prior use.

Good luck trying to read the fapazine in the restroom – it’s completely worn out. By the way, don’t forget to wash your hands.

mufficide

involuntary homicide caused by a shaven vagina that suffocated a sexual partner.

“I've seen this happen before - it's just a simple case of genital asphyxiation or mufficide.”