snactive

a single word to describe a lazy person whose peak level of physical activity is typically limited to burning only those calories necessary to acquire snacks or junk food.

Doctor: “Do you exercise on a daily basis? That may help alleviate the lethargy.”
Patient: “Well, I know my coworkers describe me as moderately snactive.”

hippoccultation

similar in effect to celestial events, the result of a morbidly obese woman easily blocking one's view of attractive eye candy.

“That heavy-set chick was so large she created a hippoccultation during halftime. We couldn't even see the cheerleaders!”

fapazine

An adult-oriented magazine that can no longer be read due to pages being glued together from prior use.

Good luck trying to read the fapazine in the restroom – it’s completely worn out. By the way, don’t forget to wash your hands.

mufficide

involuntary homicide caused by a shaven vagina that suffocated a sexual partner.

“I've seen this happen before - it's just a simple case of genital asphyxiation or mufficide.”

blunderfest

A very poorly executed festive or celebratory event, especially during the holiday season, involving team participation that results in chaos and confusion.

Thanks to the complete lack of planning and coordination plus the unexpected blizzard, the office party was a blunderfest of epic proportions.

pandroid

an android specifically designed and programmed to sexually stimulate and please humans regardless of gender.

In a future adult-oriented setting:
“You should reserve some time with our TB-6938. This pandroid can easily get both of you off at the same time!”

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