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As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.
Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.
Before he started playing basketball, he was a dork next door to somebody up in Oregon.
Oh, that's just Klay Thompson, have you ever heard a softer nickname for two dudes then the Splash Brothers?
A cop.
That boy/girl next door with a badge loves to bark orders at other boys/girls next door to them.
The moment when Christopher Julius Rock was slapped across the facial area by Willard Carroll Smith Jr.
I didn't know Willard Carroll Smith Jr. was such a hardass before Slapgate.
People that can hold anybody but themselves accountable for everything.
The Police show up at the wrong address in New Mexico and somehow it's not trespassing as it would be for the rest of us, even though they're on private property. They kill someone on accident, and somehow it isn't manslaughter, like it would be for the rest of us. Somehow nobody thinks the cop that pulled the trigger is a criminal, like anybody else would be, and somehow, nothing can be done even though anybody else could be prosecuted and held accountable for the same actions.
Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.
Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.
Vampires think of big different than most folks.
Blade-Is that my weapon? It looks heavy.
Kris Kristofferson- Well you're so big...
Blade- I'm 5'2". Is that really big?
Kris Kristofferson- Well because you're so ripped you are big, you're huge. You're the giant and I'm sitting on your shoulder trying to see what's ahead. I wouldn't want to be the one to piss you off.