A team that loves to humiliate (or as they call it humble) other teams/players with their abundance of conventional wisdom.
The Golden State Warriors seem like kind of a mean spirited dynasty.
The most dull team to watch in all of basketball, since their primary focus is on shooting 3's as often as possible.
Watching the Golden State Warriors makes you miss watching basketball in the 90's, when 3 pointers were more of a complimentary part of the game than something it revolved around.
An unorthodox way to put the ball in the basket by bouncing it off a guys head.
The Warriors hate that the Kings aren't afraid to attempt head shots off their players, because they are such a conventional minded team, they live to shoot 3's and all else is secondary.
A cop.
That boy/girl next door with a badge loves to bark orders at other boys/girls next door to them.
Before he started playing basketball, he was a dork next door to somebody up in Oregon.
Oh, that's just Klay Thompson, have you ever heard a softer nickname for two dudes then the Splash Brothers?
The moment when Christopher Julius Rock was slapped across the facial area by Willard Carroll Smith Jr.
I didn't know Willard Carroll Smith Jr. was such a hardass before Slapgate.
Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.
Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.