YEOP

An inbred hick term for "yup"
Usually said with a cheek full of dip and followed by a perfectly placed loogie into a distant tin can

Jeb: "EY MERV....we gonna LYNCH a pack a niggers tunite?!"
Merv: "YEOP"
Jeb: "N tar n FETHER too?!"
Merv: "YEEEEEEEEOP!!"
*PT-DING*

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Gaslight

When you fart into a lit match and it explodes

I had like 4 bowls of chili at Rick's Superbowl party. The resulting fart was brilliant, as was the size of the flame it produced. A proper halftime gaslighting.

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