The ability to ejaculate in under 10 seconds while masturbating and drawing blood.
"Last night, I pulled a Gore-A-Thon in my bathroom."
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stealing anal lube from a pharmacy and using it to plow an obese woman in the asshole
Matt pulled a fat allen with a drunk chick this weekend.
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A person who has imaginary crevice and is led to believe they are cool because they have an abnormally large penis. They also prefer to have sexual relations with colored women.
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Stick a pop can in a womans vagina, open it, and then drink it while eating out her vagina.
Dan wants to give Autumn a "Mendo Xpress".
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