Canned Ham

The act of pressing your bare ass up against a glass window. The view from the other side of the window resembles that of a freshly opened canned ham.

I was walking by the red brick dorms with my girl when Andy gave me a canned ham from his room.

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Bitchflation

When the quality of bitches available goes down while the price of acquiring bitches goes up.

Bruh - These low value hoes are costin me more and more to hold onto. Bitchflation will be the end of me.