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uncontrollable masturbation

Really, no. JUST, no.

Ok go on

Actually, NO.

Say, did you see that wart get carried away with his uncontrollable masturbation?

by SoMeOne January 5, 2004

3πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


talibahn

The highway in Afghanistan. Similar to the German Autobahn.

There's no speed limit on the Talibahn.

by SoMeOne June 25, 2004

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Lucifer

"How art thou fallen from heaven
O day-star, son of the morning! (Helel ben Shahar)
How art thou cast down to the ground,
That didst cast lots over the nations!
And thou saidst in thy heart:
'I will ascend into heaven,
Above the stars of God (El)
Will I exalt my throne;
And I will sit upon the mount of meeting,
In the uttermost parts of the north;
I will ascend above the heights of the clouds;
I will be like the Most High (Elyon).'
Yet thou shalt be brought dow to the nether-world,
To the uttermost parts of the pit."
- Isaiah 14:12-15


In Christian tradition, this passage is proof for the fall of Lucifer. However, it may be that this passage is an allusion to a Canaantie or Phoenician myth about Helel, who is the son of the god Shahar. Helel sought the throne of the chief god and was cast down into the abyss because of this. El, Elyon, and Shahar are members of the Canaanite pantheon, while the "mount of meeting" is the abode of the gods, which corresponds to Mount Olympus in Greek mythology. There is a Ugaritic poem about two divine children, Shachar (dawn) and Shalim (dusk), who were born as the result of the intercourse of the god El with mortal women. There are, however, no Canaanite sources that tell about Helel ben Shahar or a revolt against Elyon.

Many Apocalyptic writers interpreted this passage as referring to Lucifer, and wrote about the fall of the angels. 1 Enoch refers to the falling angels as stars (see the watchers) and may be the beginning of the overlap between the story of the watchers and Isaiah.

The name 'Lucifer' means light-bearer, and is not used in the New Testament, where the "bearer of light" is Christ. He was once one of the Seraphim (sometimes called the fiery, flying serpents).

Later authors, such as St. Jerome, associate Ezekial 28:13-15 with Lucifer, the greatest of the fallen angels. It has been argued that this passage was actually addressed to Nebuchadrezzar.

"You were in Eden, the garden of God;
Every precious stone was your adornment:
Carnelian, chrysolite, and amethyst;
Beryl, lapis lazuli, and jasper;
Sapphire, turquoise, and emerald;
And gold beautifully wrought for you,
Mined for you, prepared the day you were created.
I created you as a cherub
With outstretched shielding wings;
And you resided on God's holy mountain;
You walked among stones of fire.
You were blameless in your ways,
From the day you were created
Until wrongdoing was found in you
By your far-flung commerce
You were filled with lawlessness
And you sinned.
So I have struck you down
From the mountain of God,
And I have destroyed you, O shielding cherub,
From among the stones of fire."


Later interpretations of the fall tell that Lucifer was upset because God the Father made Lucifer's brother, Jesual, the Son. From his head, he gave birth to Sin, and by copulating with her, fathered Death. He was then cast out of heaven.

There are characters similar to Lucifer in other mythologies. In Egypt, there is a serpent god, Sata, whi is father of lightning and who likewise fell to earth. A Babylonian god, Zu, was also a lightning god who fell as a fiery flying serpent.

Lucifer: From Latin, Lux, Light, and Fero, to bear, - A Light Bearer. There is a name Γ’Β€ΒœLucifugeҀ also employed occasionally, from Lux, Light, and Fugio, to fly from, - He who shuns the Light.

by SoMeOne December 24, 2003

493πŸ‘ 274πŸ‘Ž


retardeder

contraction for more retarded

shut up, you're SO retardeder than me!

by SoMeOne January 12, 2005

7πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


back lit

to be lit from behind. As to cuase a shadow over ones face.

"I was gonna take picture of my GF posing on my R1, but she was back lit so I came out poorly*

by SoMeOne November 16, 2003

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


1st Base

To french kiss.kiss

I finally got to first base with my boyfriend

by SoMeOne August 13, 2004

583πŸ‘ 404πŸ‘Ž


blaf

When a squirrell sexually harrases you.

OMG that squirrell BLAFED me

by SoMeOne August 6, 2004

34πŸ‘ 87πŸ‘Ž