Thorrific

/THəˈrifik/

adjective

Feeling as if the Norse god Thor is applying his hammer to inflict severe emotional distress.

The breakup was truly Thorrific, I didn't get out of bed for weeks.

Lowieite

/'lōēˌīt/

noun

A Bowieite who is unusually devoted to the David Bowie album "Low".

Last night, I put "Warszawa" on repeat for three hours while I painted my

bedroom ceiling. What can I say, I'm a Lowieite!

snatch quack

noun

/ˈsnaCHkwak/

offensive for: A gynecologist

I'm going to hop in the shower cuz I'm seeing my snatch quack at noon

Bowmiscuous

/bōˈmiskyo͞oəs/

adjective

Characterized by wanting to have lots and lots and lots of sex, but only with David Bowie.

"I'm sorry, but I can't date you. You see, I'm Bowmiscuous".

fuckhetaboutit

/fəkˈhetəˌboutīt/

verb

To cease (or to cause someone to cease) thinking about something by engaging in sexual activity.

My boyfriend was totally freaked out about losing his job, but I made him fuckhetaboutit!

confusimicating

/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkātiNG/

adjective

Containing elements that are beyond one's mental capacity to comprehend.

verb

/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkāt/

To cause confusion, or to render more complex by the deliberate inclusion of mentally taxing, contradictory or nonsensical elements.

My boss is threatened by me, so he gives me confusimicating directives in the hope that I'll slip up.

When my boyfriend hints at marriage, I confusimicate him by going on and on about the legal ramifications thereof.

Bowieite

/'bōēˌīt/

noun

A person who is unusually devoted to the works and persona of David Bowie.

It's been four years, and I still can't listen to more than one or two David Bowie songs in a row without ending up on a three-day crying jag. Only my fellow Bowieites get it.