Bi-Winning

1. What you are when you're Charlie Sheen, but not bipolar

2. What you are when you're probably bipolar but don't know it yet

Interviewer: You were seen with a suitcase full of cocaine, you are dating two porn stars at once, and you have an penchant for going on the radio and saying things like "fire-breathing fists" Are you bipolar?

You: No, I'm bi-winning.

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