sexually confused flannel

The red and black plaid flannel that every sexually confused teenager wears.

“I saw Rebecca wearing the sexually confused flannel yesterday. You think she’s hot on Bailey?”

redneck day

A holiday that falls on the 28th of February every year where one dresses up as as much of a redneck as possible.

Promotes southern pride and heritage; most common in southern U.S. states.

“Bro, what color flannel are you doing for redneck day?”

“I was thinking orange and brown or just straight up camo, I don’t know yet.”