Imputiny

When the leader of a nation kills journalists and political opponents without facing any consequences, except for seeing his power further consolidated. Usually accompanied by a form of gaslighting where most people somehow manage to pretend that the leader in question isn't in fact a psychopathic dictator responsible for countless murders.

It is estimated that roughly half of Russia's journalists have been killed with imputiny.

International leaders who have learned nothing from the past failures of appeasement are thought to be the main cause of imputiny.

Windows pain

(Not to be confused with window pain.) The protracted and excruciating pain of having to wait for Windows software to work.

Interrogator: Are you going to tell me about the plot, or do I need to take out the Windows PC?
Villain: I'll tell you everything I know.

John Doe: Arghhhhhh! The Windows pain is unbearable!!!
Bill Gates: Why don't you just use Linux? LoLz

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