Family Tragedy

When you or someone you know has a discomforting moment with their family.

Person 1: His dad died! Person 2: I know, it’s such a family tragedy!

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Fuckmain

A domain w/ a bad user interface

Man, new Reddit’s quite a fuckmain

Asshole

The sound your dog makes

Bark bark asshole bark bark

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Seniors Dating Site

Dating sites for old thumpers to find their mates.

Hey I should cheat on ur wife w/ a seniors dating site!

Jesus H Christ

Jesus Christ’s middle name. Some say it’s “Harold” or “Holy” but it is yet to be confirmed. Also used as a phrase to express unsettlement.

1) Let’s pray to our lord and saviour baby Jesus H Christ!

2) *guy stubs toe* JESUS H CHRIST!

Bobdellydo

(Noun) pronunciation: 𝘣𝘰𝘣-𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪-𝘥𝘰𝘰

A cake that fumbles its last words through its brightest candle

1) Bro that was quite the bobdellydo

2) that bobdellydo almost got me.