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A smack in the mouth, across the face, or in the stomach. Usually followed by make-up sex or a simple grudge fuck.
Josh smacked his baby's momma in the mouth, she liked the Minong Foreplay, so they fucked.
12π 4π
Girl who's nipples are pointed outward, not strait forward, similar to the eyes on a walleye (fish).
Brandon: hey man. that trim I had last night had walleye tits!
Sam: eww sick dude!
Brandon: ya but she's a great lay. I did her doggie cuz I wasen't sure which one to look at when I was on top!
19π 6π
A type of harness specifically for the purpose of sexual intercourse in which one partner is suspended, either above a bed or in a clear area, while the other moves freely. Though there is considerable variety, most common sex swings have a sling for the back, another for the butt & stirrups for each leg, which can be adjusted. Some models are suspended from a bunjie or spring to provide bounce.
1) kid: Sweet! your step-mom has a swing in her bedroom!
friend: ya but she won't ever let me use it. Let's go watch SpongeBob.
2) Sex in the City Guy: Do you swing?
Girl: you mean with other couples?
Guy: No, I mean SWING...
3) Honey let's use the sex swing tonight, I want to try a new position.
213π 115π
A long term girlfriend who stays at your home. Similar to a stay at home mom or a housewife, with the exception that your not married & have no children. She cooks, cleans, plays with the dog, watches TV & fucks the shit out of ya when you come home. Typicly has the occasional part-time job, just to break up the boredom.
This does not mean some Gold digger or Skank who shacks up with you for a month or two, always bouncing from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap Ham Radio.
The Stay At Home Girlfriend arrangement works as such: You pay all the bills & give her shoping money. She maintains your household & provides sexual favors. Works quite well really.
My ex-girlfriend Dani was a stay at home girlfriend.
89π 21π
when your traped in the back country snowmobling or skiing. if your cold you can shit your pants to stay warm.
Kyle gave himself a New Jersey Hot Pack when he got lost in the forest.
30π 15π
1) Phrase to be spoken in a loud voice anytime one spots a Volkswagon micro bus. Referance to 'Back to the Future' when Marty and Doc are attacked by a Volkswagon bus full of pissed-off Libyans with automatic weapons. (Doc had used the Plutonium they had given him to build a bomb to power his Delorian. He gave them back a bomb casing full of pinball parts)
No further notice is to be taken of the vehicle UNLESS it actualy filled with gun toting arabs, or if it has Libyan licence plates, or a bumper sticker stating 'My kid is an honor roll student at Tripoli Highschool'
2) Libyans have vast quantites of oil & plutonium. UN sanctions were lifted and in December 2003 Lybia announced that it would abandon programs to build weapons of mass destruction. They were also responsible for the bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 over Scotland.
1) LIBYANS!!!!
2) shifty arabs
13π 19π
Condition resulting from consuming a large meal and then siting down to watch TV. Sometimes shortend to just 'Dry Diaper'
Full belly, Dry diaper, nap time.
Comes from feeding a baby and then puting them down for a nap in a fresh dry diaper.
M2: oh man, that was a good meal, now I've got Dry Diaper Syndrome.
2π 9π