Snatcheez

The funniest possible word you can use when you snatch something from somebody.

Bob: Ur mom gae
Joe: *snatches self-esteem from Bob as he explodes*
Joe: Snatcheez!

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Coast Starlight

A route on Amtrak, Seattle to Los Angeles via Portland, Eugene, Sacramento, Emeryville, Oakland, San Jose, San Luis Obispo, and Santa Barbara. Southbound (Seattle to Los Angeles) is train number 11, northbound (Los Angeles to Seattle) is train number 14. Travel time is approximately 36 hours each way.

Train 11 Coast Starlight stops at Seattle, Tacoma, Olympia-Lacey, Centralia, Kelso-Longview, Vancouver, Portland, Salem, Albany, Eugene, Chemult, Klamath Falls, Dunsmuir, Redding, Chico, Sacramento, Davis, Martinez, Emeryville, Oakland, San Jose, Salinas, Paso Robles, San Luis Obispo, Santa Barbara, Oxnard, Simi Valley, Van Nuys, and Los Angeles.

Texas Treatment

When you slap someone really hard on the neck so it turns red, making them Texan because "redneck".

Bob gave Joe the Texas Treatment after he called him the reason condoms exist.

Sex Story

You actually thought I was going to post one, didn't you?

(n) An excuse used by Urban Dictionary virgins and/or perverts to write stories, in long, excruciating detail, about sex they never had.

(n) Something you're clearly addicted to reading.
(n) Something that hi redirected you.

Bob: "Don't you love reading a nice sex story on Urban Dictionary?"
Joe: "Pervert, they're fake."

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MDT

Acronym for Miami-Dade Transit. It has 2 Metrorail lines with 23 stops, 1 Bus Rapid Transit Line, 3 Automated People Mover Lines (Metromover), and 93 bus routes. It connects with Tri-Rail at 2 stops (MIA and Tri-Rail) and should connect with Amtrak when it relocates Miami Station to the airport. It connects with Brightline at Government Center Station and should connect with Tri-Rail at Government Center once its extension opens. It receives criticism for breaking lots of its Metrorail-related promises.

The stops on Miami Metrorail are Palmetto, Okeechobee, Hialeah, Tri-Rail, Northside, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Plaza, Brownsville, MIA Airport, Earlington Heights, Allapattah, Santa Clara, Civic Center, Culmer, Historic Overtown/Lyric Theatre, Government Center, Brickell, Vizcaya, Coconut Grove, Douglas Road, University, South Miami, Dadeland North, and Dadeland South

Bob: "Hey, did you hear Metrorail was supposed to be extended to Florida City but all they got was a lame BRT?"
Joe: "Only MDT."

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9-year-old

If it's a 9-year-old, it's subscribed to PewDiePie.

I've got 9-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation.

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McDonald’s

A restaurant that people sue their weight in money after eating there.

Bob: “What happened to you?”
Joe: “I ate at McDonald’s.”
Bob: “So how much do you weigh now?”
Joe: “100,000 pounds.”
Bob: “So you’re suing for $100,000 then?”
Joe: “Yup.”

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