Arion

awesome, sarcastic, cares about the smallest things; knows exactly what to say or what not to say, and when he says the worst thing to say it's intentional to get you to make the "angry face" then laugh. He is an extremist when it comes to opinions and thinks about thinks that most people don't think about. He has a lot of knowledge on the little things and grasps a lot of street smarts. He works hard at pleasing everyone and has a hard working ethic which is a huge plus. He's got broad shoulders and is shorter than his friends but still way taller than you. He has an extreme sense of humor and is very protective over the one's he cares for, especially when it comes to family. He tends to be a procrastinator, but... that is the way business gets done. Unfortunately, he gets along too much with your brother and comes up with "nefarious plans" while you are away. Very decent man that takes full responsibility and works too hard to make you happy. Unfortunately, farting on the girlfriend is including as "embracing true love". I've been dating one for two and a half years and the interesting name is a plus! They also have big feet!

Oh Lord, that smells like an Arion fart.
Very funny...you are such an Arion!
Only an Arion would start on a project the night before and make it still turn out awesome.
Aw, you are such an Arion! (curteous state)
Aw man! You are such an Arion! (gaseous state)
Why do you hang out with my brother so much??? I swear, sometimes you seem like such an Arion.
Oh look! It's Arion-foot!
There are so few Arions in the world. I feel so lucky to have caught one.

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