True Or False

A rhetorical question often used by douchebags to state facts. The correct answer is usually 'true'.

1.

Greg - "True or false: I banged Cindy last night!"

Herbert - "Uh... True"

Greg - "Yeah! True! High-Five!"

2.

Fred - "True or False, Camels have three eyelids on each eye?"

Pam - "False!"

Fred - "Nope, true!

Holiday Whore

An Urban Dictionary user who, at every opportunity, posts definitions to words that are relevant to the day they are posted, I.E. Christmas, Thanksgiving, or the release of a popular movie.

Not Steve #1: "Wow, another of Steve's definitions was featured!"

Not Steve #2: "He's a total holiday whore."

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Fact-Ory

One whose general knowledge of arcane and useless subjects causes them to spew facts intermittently to no avail.

Doug - "Did you know that all polar bears are left handed?"

John - "Uh... No... but that's interesting."

Claire - "Oh, don't mind dug. He's a fact-ory."

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Youchoob

How British people pronounce YouTube.

Nigel - "Hey, again YouChoob! Sorry I haven't been on lately. Bollocks!"

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