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queer

British slang for eight gallons of gasoline.

"Might I purchase a queer on the pump with the red lorry?"

by Socrates the 410th April 29, 2009

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ramekin

Noun
1) With a typical volume of 50-250 ml (2-8 oz), ramekins are common dishes used for serving crème brûlée, Molten chocolate cake, moimoi, cheese dishes, potted shrimps, ice cream, soufflé or scallops or used to serve side garnishes and condiments alongside an entree. Traditionally circular with a fluted exterior, ramekins can also be found in novelty shapes, such as flowers or hearts. Ramekins are built to withstand high temperatures, as they are frequently used in ovens, or in the case of crème brûlée, exposed to the flare of a cooking torch. The name "Ramekin" is shared with the name of a cheese dish including bread crumbs and eggs, and is derived from the German ramken.

2) A young child usually between the ages of 3 months and 11 years exhibiting a compulsion to force or "ram" their head into various objects and structures.

1) "May I have a ramekin of honey mustard with my chicken tenders?"

2) "You should really try to control that little ramekin. He could get a head injury if he keeps ramming his head into concrete walls!"

by Socrates the 410th April 30, 2009

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cranberry surprise

N. - Any unexpected blood (usually from a menstrual cycle, but sometimes resulting from sores, ruptured lesions, etc.) that covers, but is not limited to, the phallus of an unsuspecting recipient.

After they both climaxed like never before, he/she was dismayed to find that she/he had left him/her with a cranberry surprise.

by Socrates the 410th January 24, 2010

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navel

Noun
-The area of a mammalian abdomen where the umbilical cord was severed.

Verb
-A human sexual act in which a man's penis is inserted into another human's navel(n). The act is usually more pleasurable for a man with an unusually small choad. (see choad)

N. - "Her pants stopped just below her navel."

V. - "We tried navel first time last night."

by Socrates the 410th April 30, 2009

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