Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta

When an individual with Down-syndrome loses his/her shit, and proceeds to annihilate anything in reach with a hammer of some sort.

Did you see the news today?

Fuck the news.

Well Alabama was annihilated by a Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta

Alright? Who gives a flying fuck about Alabama?

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Asskimo

A person who receives or gives anal sex in weather below or at 32 degrees Fahrenheit.

So how was that Asskimo chick yesterday?

Not so good....

Why?

I have frostbite on my balls......

Anal Atom Bomb

An extremely volatile expulsion of bodily fluids and or particles from one's anus. Usually done onto another individual's chest or face.

Dude what's that smell?

Well, my girlfriend told me she wanted to try an Anal Atom Bomb, she was naked so I just went with it.

The fuck?

Yea, and that was four months ago.

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