Douglass

The name of a super f***ing asshole who automatically gets all the chicks for some reason

Dude 1- man Douglass is such a dick
Dude2- your only saying that cuz he fucked your mom

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Existential question

If you’re 1 inch deep in to your mom and your dad is 1 inch deep into you which way do you move to get out forwards or backwards?

You wanna hear an existential question
Oh I alredy heard and I wanna go back and fourth 69 times