wackistan

(noun): The mental space occupied by a deluded person, hopefully temporarily. A hazy, crazy state of mind described as an actual physical place. Living in this zonked-out zone long enough will win a person the dubious honor of being the king or queen of wackistan.

Person #1: Dude, did you hear Jason ranting on and on about last night? Where the heck was he coming from???

Person #2: Wackistan! That's where he was coming from, man!

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satellite dog

A dog wearing one of those coned-shaped protective collars, making the poor animal resemble a miniature satellite dish. It is considered impolite to make jokes in front of its owner about their dog getting hundreds of television channels. Unless they think it is funny, too.

The dog in the movie "Snatch" that swallowed the sqeaky toy and the big diamond was hilarious! At the end of the movie, he got taken to a vet who cleaned him out and put a satellite dog collar on him.