face like a slapped arse

the scottish term for when somebody is blushing

Jack: Aye I heard ye like Tony!
Jemima: No i don't!
Jack: Then why do you have the face like a slapped arse?

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!@#$%^&*()124567890QWERTYUIOPqwertyuiopASDFGHJKLasdfghjklZXCVBNMzxcvbnm

YOU HAVE REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF BOREDOM. By typing every key possible with shift and without shift, you are now the boredom god.

Jacob: Hey, i did qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm in urban dictionary
Tyler: I can one up you
Jacob: Oh?
Tyler: I'm going to look up !@#$%^&*()124567890QWERTYUIOPqwertyuiopASDFGHJKLasdfghjklZXCVBNMzxcvbnm
Jacob: You are ascending...

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myoote

Myoote is a misspelling of the word “Mute” most commonly misspelled by little kids. Myoote may mean that you’re not talkative enough or you’re antisocial

Person1: “Hey man, you misspelled mute”
Person2: “What?”
Person1: “Yeah, it says myoote not mute! Does that mean you’re not very talkative?”
Person2: “…”

loud and potentially surprising sound effect

A sentence used in any conversation that will make your friends stop talking and will do 1 of 2 things:
1. They will genuinely act surprised, like they don't know what the fuck happened
2. They will stop talking and will be weirded by the fact that you randomly just said that

Tyler: yo what's going o-
Jacob: loud and potentially surprising sound effect
Tyler: (surprised af)