The MAGA Vaccination

Buttfucking your siblings and/or members of your right wing support group using ivermectin horse paste as lubricant to prevent them from getting covid.

All the feed stores are out of ivermectin paste so I don't know how turkey day is gonna play out if I can't get all my proud boy buddies the MAGA vaccination

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The Covid Trombone

When you get your Covid-19 laden asshole eaten out while getting a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing an infected Covid-19 trombone...with a 'rusty', brown Covid-19 smeared mouthpiece.
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Carol introduced Bob to the The Covid Trombone when she stuck her tongue in his virus filled ass while jerking him off.