S-Bender

One of the suspected causes of the ghost shit / ghost poo in which after a shit has been ejaculated out of the human body it either shoots out so fast or holds not enough mass to float and makes it's way down the toilet's S-Bend pipes never to be seen again.

I just took a shit this morning and looked in the bowl and it was gone. What a great S-Bender

Legendouche

I) A legendary douchebag

II) A douchebag who is a legend

Oh my god, Will Ferrell is such a Legendouche

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Knobbing-Off

The act of male masturbation.

I feel like knobbing-off

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Knobb-Off

Male Masterbation

I had a good knobb-off today!