they call him BIG D for a reason. he has a kraken cock and can destroy a pussy in less than 0.000001 seconds.
Girl: Fuck me like a Dylan would
Guy: They call me Dylan for a reason
Girl: Fuck your name is actually Dylan. that dick is too big for me :/
Guy: too late *takes off pants*
Girl: already past out cause the dick was so good.
Guy: Thats what i call cum drunk.
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