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Riding roller coasters and eating mushrooms are white peopling activities. People of color usually participate in a mushroom trip, but they go away when the white people who are white peopling come down to reality.
White peopling-Dave's going skydiving! Nobody named Malik or Magdalena would jump out of a plane, let's ask dale and Susan if they want join us and Dave!
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In order to be an individual, a person has to be indivisible. Since you can somebody in half, you can divide somebody into two pieces.
Raz's friends thought he was an individual until his captors sawed him in half. There were two distinct halves of Raz, so from then on they knew he wasn't indivisible.
Scott's brother in law shot him dead in an argument over a garden hose. The coroner determined Scott's brother in law had the better garden hose since he could still use his.
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People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.
The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.
Waiting until someone has been dead and gone for a long time to say something about them you could have said while they were alive is disturbing.
He/she had to be chicken shit to say somebody was disturbing to be around years after they died. Its disturbing that there are people who wait until somebody's not around to talk about how they were to be around.
You've most likely seen more than one in your walls if your landlord or the one that oversees your landlord is on crack.
Landlord- You give me 20 dollars and I will get that crack caulked right up.
Tenant- You started saying that 3 years and thousands of dollars ago, just like you said it a couple of nights ago when you showed up while I was trying to get some sleep at 3 am. This building is ready to collapse on my kids. I can see daylight in my living room with all the blinds and curtains closed and no lights on, it's not coming from the lights in here.
You've most likely seen more than one in your walls if your landlord or the one that oversees your landlord is on crack.
Landlord- You give me 20 dollars and I will get that crack caulked right up.
Tenant- You started saying that 3 years and thousands of dollars ago, just like you said it a couple of nights ago when you showed up while I was trying to get some sleep at 3 am.