Somebody you think is more cynical than you.
Yea, Oscar's reason for being a grouch was that he lived in a trash can, but what's his/her real reason for being intentionally unpleasant? Rejection isn't physically painful the way that being tortured is, so that's not a real reason.
The powerful, confident official on the surface with the suit and tie belied the the struggle with the man child/girl child underneath his/her skin.
The powerful, competent adult on the surface belied the lifelong struggle with the silly man child/girl child underneath the surface of the skin. The one that always tried to turn everyone else into the man child/ girl child, or the 40 year old adolescent.
A boy band consisting of guys around or below 5 feet tall.
The Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets all have at least a 6 pack abs, some of them have a 12 pack, and they out acrobat every other band/group at every show. It's kind of evil how they won more awards than just about every other group, it's kind of like part of hell broke loose. These things make Prince look like a giant, and yet nobody has seen a show quite like it before. The only thing more evil than this was the midget gangs/midget mobs.
A boy band consisting of guys at or below 5 feet tall.
Nobody went to the circus if the Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets were in town on the same nights.
Crime of passion sounds a little too good to be true for someone who was already passionate long before a crime of passion.
The guy/girl might have done it for fun, but his/her passion was there long before the crime of passion. He/she had always been a little too passionate, trying to give over 100 percent.
Someone who moves through life quickly.
The girl would shoot first, then run second, or would cut first, then run second. She always acted tough, and preached a tough walk, but really she was a sprinter by nature.