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Oklahoma hula hoop

A belt worn by an oklahoman would make a hula hoop for people in many states, since it's not misinformation that oklahomans are obese, its true.

Guy/girl from California or Colorado- Just got back from Oklahoma, and brought an Oklahoma hula hoop as a souvenir!

by Solid Mantis May 2, 2020


Narcissist

Someone who starts a charity group to make themselves look humanitarian instead of narcissistic is still a fuckin narcissist deep down.

The guy/girl started giving people turkeys every Thanksgiving since he/she thought of himself/herself as a Shepard's, walking behind the sheep with his/her Cain cane. He/she wasn't going to tell anybody that he/she was a narcissist, looking selfless was more convienient.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

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Narcissist

A guy who takes about 32 to 57 selfies standing in his bathroom is the definition of a narcissist, its so obvious.

The guy took 39 selfies in front of his bathroom mirror, if that doesn't make him a narcissist I don't know what does make a narcissist.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

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Narcissist

A guy with no rivals.

You have opponents? You qualify as a narcissist then, since opponents are not rivals.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Narcissist

Females, effeminate males, and the LGBT community are incapable of ever being narcissistic, so not any of those groups. They just want to get rich, nothing narcissistic about that.

Oh, when these groups of people look in the mirror, they're seeing other peoples weaknesses. Nothing narcissistic about that, normal people do that.

by Solid Mantis July 10, 2018

4πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Narcissist

A guy (narcissists are never female) who doesn't see things your way.

That guy won't change his views to what yours are, and oh he's talking about himself again, what a narcissist.

by Solid Mantis July 10, 2018

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Narcissist

Someone who pretends to be in awe of somebody else, but is really in awe of themself and how far they're trying to go with something.

The true narcissist is the one who's always claiming to be in awe of somebody else. Most people know that there's not a whole lot to be impressed by in other people, they're human (and inhuman), and they don't pretend to be impressed by anybody in particular.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020