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A lot of people claim to be from hell to sound tougher. Then there are some of us who come from Boogerville, and saw at least one kid at school get his head flushed down the toilet.
Someone always claiming to be hungry, and underprivileged.
Of course the 98 pound weakling is going to say that he/she is hungry. It's an excellent defense mechanism, especially if it's one of the many defense mechanisms/tricks that he/she has used for his/her entire life.
Thinking of a minimum wage job as sub-serviant work, or of the people you work for/with as slave drivers is called whining. At a minimum wage job you don't get paid much but you do get paid something. Nobody likes a minimum wage job, but whiners haven't had to be anything closer to sub-serviant than anybody else who worked a minimum wage job.
At least you get paid, people who didn't get paid for doing work as kids aren't whining about it.
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Never letting somebody hear the end of your griping.
Police officer- If you call 911 one more time complaining about some guy hitting you or being abusive, you're gonna be in big trouble ma'am.
Whining girl- It's funny now that it's over isn't it?
Police Officer- Nobody thinks you're funny anymore Percy. If your daddy wasn't the warden, we could stop spending so much of our time locking people up over stupidity.
Doesn't mean more intelligent, it means knowing more about life after consuming Budweiser.
Just got done on my third bud, now let me explain a few things to you about how to treat animals. I'm budwiser than you.
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The first female to compare her stepfather to a pedophile was an original, the 378,612th was an imbecile.
Welcome to becoming an imbecile, it's a male experience you love isn't it?
He was a 400 pound comedian who hit puberty at 10 and did backflips across the stage, leaving craters everywhere in case the audience missed the circus. He was a circus clown.