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Cowhand

A condition you may need medical attention for.

What's wrong with my hand, gad Jethro it, I don't know what's wrong with me!
Oh $hit wade, ya got the cowhand, relax I'm gonna take you in to see Dr. Schwartz. I know you don't like Jew doctors, but he's the best in Kansas.

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2016

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Innocence

There's no such thing as human innocence, therefore there is no innocence to shatter in anybody.

There never lived an innocent human being, so there never was any innocence to shatter.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2019

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Sun

If the earth is a revolving buffet, the sun is the heat lamp heating the food.

The food would all be frozen without the sun. Scientists still complain about global warming.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020


Sun

If the earth is a revolving buffet, the sun is the heat lamp heating the food.

The food would all be frozen without the sun.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020


Jim cantore

The display meant for Jim Cantore most likely didn't come from somebody who was actually from Louisiana, it most likely came from somebody out of state, just like he's from out of state.

One person from out of state telling another to stay out of that state is almost the worst kind of hypocrisy there is, the worst being somebody who's not even from that state telling somebody from that state to stay out. People don't love Jim Cantore, they need to quit lying to him, especially since most of them dont know him personally and never met the guy. Seeing someone on a video on the internet isnt knowing or loving them any more than seeing someone on TV or hearing them on the radio is knowing or loving them. Displaying something on an overhead sign isnt saying what's on your mind to somebody. I never liked or loved a guy I never met, and I'd never pretend to or claim that I did, especially not a guy from a video on the internet or someone from TV or the radio.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020


Jim cantore

The display meant for Jim Cantore most likely didn't come from somebody who was actually from Louisiana, it most likely came from somebody out of state, just like he's from out of state.

One person from out of state telling another to stay out of that state is almost the worst kind of hypocrisy there is, the worst being somebody who's not even from that state telling somebody from that state to stay out. People don't love Jim Cantore, they need to quit lying to him, especially since most of them dont know him personally and never met the guy. Seeing someone on a video on the internet isnt knowing or loving them any more than seeing someone on TV or hearing them on the radio is knowing or loving them. Displaying something on an overhead sign isnt saying what's on your mind to somebody.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020


Jim cantore

The display meant for Jim Cantore most likely didn't come from somebody who was actually from Louisiana, it most likely came from somebody out of state, just like he's from out of state.

One person from out of state telling another to stay out of that state is almost the worst kind of hypocrisy there is, the worst being somebody who's not even from that state telling somebody from that state to stay out. People don't love Jim Cantore, they need to quit lying to him, especially since most of them dont know him personally and never met the guy. Seeing someone on a video on the internet isnt knowing or loving them any more than seeing someone on TV or hearing them on the radio is knowing or loving them.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020