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Wildfires

Thinking that nobody can extinguish wildfires and tell them to fuck themselves is cockiness/arrogance, ignorance, or both.

Wildfires don't burn forever even if it's not extinguished. Its pretentious to think that they will.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020


Wildfires

Thinking that nobody can extinguish wildfires and tell them to fuck themselves is cockiness/arrogance, ignorance, or both.

Wildfires don't burn forever even if it's not extinguished. Its pretentious to think that they will. Stomping your feet won't do anything to a fire that's still burning, anymore than it will do anything about injustice. The fire has to be extinguished before stomping on the embers does anything.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020


Girl

A female that has to tell people often that's she is not a girl, she is a woman.

The girl claimed to be a woman, but nobody believed her because they knew her.

by Solid Mantis January 2, 2021

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Virtual domestic violence

Domestic violence between two people that aren't in the same house.

Cases of virtual domestic violence were on the rise since the coronavirus started, and guys were now virtually beating the shit out of their imaginary wives/imaginary lovers. Americans are not already worried enough about the wrong kind of shit, they need more of it to worry about, like virtual domestic violence.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020


First world

There is one world, not three.

The same girl or guy calling your problems first world is the girl or guy teasing you about being broke, where does all the heartfelt compassion for people in different countries come from? Bullshit people talk straight out of a kids school book about first, second, and third world.

by Solid Mantis August 8, 2018

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Mountains

Some people make it their life's mission to move them. Does Lindsay or Jasper riding in to town on a high horse cause most people to start looking over their shoulders, or do they say Oh, that's just Lindsay or Jasper riding in?

It turned out the one saying he/she could move mountains wasn't really someone of unlimited power and toughness, his name was Jasper, and her name was Lindsay. They lived next door to you as kids.

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2021


Sports betting

The reason there's an investigation into the Astros in the first place. If it weren't for bets made against the Astros or Red Sox, there would be no investigation. Two teams that were supposed to get beat didn't get beat, and people are making demands about it now.

Sports betting is the reason for the cheating investigations, if nobody lost any money, there wouldn't be stories about scandals. Somebody feels the Astros and Red Sox owe them for money they lost on their bets.

by Solid Mantis February 9, 2020