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Teacher

Someone who teaches.

I've never been a teacher, so you've never taken any classes of mine.

by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021


Nature boy

A white guy who got lost and ended up in the hood searching for the seven wonders of the world. Some of them stick around these days like rabid animals.

Why don't you go look for the lost arc or the tomb of the seven deadly std's nature boy? You got die either way if you stay round here.

by Solid Mantis September 26, 2016

7πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Problem child

A therapist doesnt need to tell a problem child that they're the problem, a true problem child already knows they're the fuckin problem.

If a problem child thinks somebody else is the problem, they're not much of a problem child are they?

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Jewish reality

One where you've never known what it was not to trust every family member, neighbor, person you meet, or sometimes even the government, media, and people you never met. One where all the bad people are strangers or people the news tells you are bad people. One where you accept everything you see and hear as true instead of as bullshit. One where everything is always pleasant and the sun is always gonna shine without going through adversity to get there.

The guy wasnt a regular sucker, so he had to have known a nice Jewish reality his whole life.

by Solid Mantis April 18, 2020

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Attention needy

A girl/guy who needs more attention than everybody else.

The attention needy girl had been attention seeking all through life, and had she not been as attention needy as she was, quite a few people would have had more time to get things done, since hours of their lives had been spent paying attention to her bullshit, and all the plain old bullshit in life that was never meant to be paid much attention.

by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Innocent people

There is no such thing as innocent people, or innocent bystanders. Everybody has done something wrong in their life, everybody has sinned because they are human, and they are inhuman. There are 2 kinds of people in the world, the people that deep down know they deserve to suffer, and the people that don't know they deserve to suffer.

There are no innocent people in the world, people are not animals. Animals are innocent.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021

8πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Jump in

A way to get in to the gang loop, it's just one way.

The east side hard skulls gonna jump in on me bout 54 guys gonna welcome me to they gang.

by Solid Mantis October 30, 2016

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž