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Twenty-nine palms

Ask a room full of people how many have wanted to try some crack, for a show of hands. If there are 600 people in the room and 29 of them thought about it, you will see twenty-nine palms.

Got a turnout of twenty-nine palms on crack use last night, usually I get about three, four out of 600.

by Solid Mantis November 19, 2016

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Indian talk

An American Indian language.

That wasn't Spanish, that was Indian talk she was talking to somebody on her cell phone.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2021


Sick and tired

A lot of people say they're sick and tired, when really theyre irritated and frustrated. If you're not terminally ill, you're not sick in the way that you mean when you say sick and tired. If you haven't been awake for days on end working around the clock, you're not really tired. You're just irritated and frustrated with something.

People are not really sick and tired, they're irritated and frustrated, and they've been irritated and frustrated for a long time now.

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Discipline

Something a lot of people did not know about until they took a karate class or played a team sport in school, or from classes and not from home.

The girl first found out about discipline from a class at school and thought she knew how to make life help for people around her when really all she did was make life a weak purgatory with a lack of any physical pain.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2018

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Sally ride

Another name for a Salvia trip, or the effect of smoking Salvia divornum.

Make your your seatbelt is fastened and tight, you don't want to be able to move around when you fuse with your seat or end up becoming the plastic bag in a trash can. You want to be strapped in tight for the Sally ride.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2016

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Fire sale eviction

An eviction where they sell all your shit, anything that was in your old apartment must go, no matter what it meant to you.

He/she thought the fire sale eviction was hilarious, that was why he/she tried to make one happen a few years ago over nothing.

by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Dark horse

A horse of darkness.

The dark horse was trying to throw everybody that wasn't herself off to win at any cost. None of them knew the race was already thrown.

by Solid Mantis February 5, 2021