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Mastermind

A guy who would do anything for you but fall in line for you is not a puppet to a mastermind.

The mastermind went and looked for another puppet when she found out the guy wasn't a puppet.

by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Overestimation

When you think you're about to get hit harder than you are, usually by a 98 pound gangster who hits like a vegan.

The guy saw it coming and braced for it, then he realized his overestimation of the 98 pound vegan wasn't necessary after getting hit.

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2019


Hopeless romantic

The partner in a relationship that knows they are in the relationship. Enjoys long walks on the beach with people who didn't realize they were being followed. Leaves flowers for people who posted warning signs all over their doors. Writes poetry about dreams that may come but may never come true in real life.

Zeke is a hopeless romantic, he's never going to give up on Barbara even though she's put a restraining order on him.

by Solid Mantis August 2, 2016

8πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Pistol whip

A way to still fuck somebody's pretty face up even if you hit like a vegan.

Vegan guy/girl- Yea, I might hit like a vegan, but my pistol don't. What you think I hit like when I pistol whip you bitch?

by Solid Mantis September 24, 2019


Hospital

A medical facility.

The lucky seven had him put in the hospital ER and he ended up with a sky high medical bill, the best prank ever!

by Solid Mantis February 6, 2018

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Size of the dog in the fight

The size of the dog in the fight isn't everything, but because knowing which limits are imagined and which ones are a reality is a factor, so is the size of a dog in a fight, to some degree. The size of the dog in a fight doesn't determine what the dog really is, that depends on the dog, not on its size. Weakness isn't a size based trait, and neither is how much fight is in something, those traits depend on the individual and not on the size of the individual. Not all smaller dogs have more fight than larger dogs, and not all of them have more fight than mouth even, it depends on the dog. The same is true for larger dogs. Not all larger dogs are underestimaters because they are larger. Recklessness and overconfidence aren't exclusive to only larger dogs, or only smaller dogs. It depends on the dog.

Size of the dog in the fight isn't everything, but it's a factor. Smaller dogs are not without faults any more than larger dogs are. Hopefully no dog loses it's humility and thinks it's changed into a different dog than the one it was as a pup, no matter it's size or experience (recent or past).

by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021


Teddy bridgewater

The Panthers organization weren't ever really serious about the guy having a chance. They had the money to spend to make some things happen, such as bring him to Carolina, but that's not the same thing as being serious. Some people with lots of money think that way. The former Panthers owner at least stuck with the same team through the years, win or lose, no matter what bad things people have to say about him.

Teddy Bridgewater wasn't really in a Panthers uniform long enough to get much done.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2021