G2Jizzle

Acronym for Got To Jizz. A point in time when somebody has to leave a social gathering or chatroom to go masturbate. Used either on IM's or in real life.

In a chatroom...
Adam: 'Sorry man i g2jizzle its Thursday'
Dave: 'Its cool. see you tomorrow'

In a social gathering...
Adam: 'Hey man give me your iPhone, i g2jizzle'
Dave: 'Right now?'
Adam: 'Its Thursday man!'
Dave: 'Fine, but hurry'

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shit teeth

when somebody smiles at you after eating chocolate of any kind and their teeth are all brownish.

"Man Alex smiled at me today and all i saw was shit teeth!"

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fucktard

Somebody is so fucking retarded you don't want to waste your breath to say "You fucking retard". A combination of fuck and retard

"Man John was such a fucktard today when he tripped on a bag and spilled his Milo all over me!"

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