cockcillitis

when you have tonsillitis... but in your cock.

Person 1: "Dude, my throat hurts so much, I think I have tonsillitis"
Person 2: "You think that's bad?? I have tonsillitis in my cock, it's called cockcillitis.

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buster

A blonde haired bogan whose soul purpose is to threaten you even though he looks like he's anorexic

Kid: You wanna go, i'm going to knock you out
Other Kid: Shut the fuck up buster, nobody likes you.

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