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Aaron

Aaron is so hot and looks amazing in uniform, he sometimes gets mistaken for a local stripper. All the girls want to touch his arms because of the great definition. Aaron gets lots of free hugs from hot females. He loves it. He comes across as an angry looking bird but underneath he is a wonderful human, the most underrated type of awesomeness. He has no hair but he makes up for it with his ability to create extraordinary with his magic wand. He loves to pull a good prank and never fails to get you at the perfect moment when you least expect it. If you are lucky enough to find an Aaron you might need to sleep with one eye open. Although you probably won't sleep much due to his thunderous snore.

To be pranked is to, have an Aaron pulled on you.

by Some Aussie Chick May 1, 2022


Aaron

Aaron is so hot and looks amazing in uniform, he sometimes gets mistaken for a local stripper. All the girls want to touch his arms because of the great definition. Aaron gets lots of free hugs from hot females. He loves it. He comes across as an angry looking bird but underneath he is a wonderful human, the most underrated type of awesomeness. He has no hair but he makes up for it with his ability to create extraordinary with his magic wand. He loves to pull a good prank and never fails to get you at the perfect moment when you least expect it. If you are lucky enough to find an Aaron you might need to sleep with one eye open. Although you probably won't sleep much due to his thunderous snore.

To be pranked is to, have an Aaron pulled on you.

by Some Aussie Chick May 1, 2022


Michael

Michael is emotionally under developed. Most likely caused by his obsessive over bearing mother. Do not hope you are his girl as Michael will never commit to a relationship, he gets off on women in tears and loves to keep them hanging on a line for years, eventually sending them crazy. Michael thinks women are for sex and for his benefit only. When he is bored he will get he is mum & dad to break it off so he can move on to a new woman without a care in the world. If you find a Michael RUN..

Is that baby sucking mummies boob still, it's 40.
It's such a Michael.

by Some Aussie Chick May 1, 2022