blow yourself up

To release a particularly nasty,smelly fart. Usually happens after eating Mexican food or something similar (e.g. Taco Bell).

Johnny watched his friend Ben wolf down five bean burritos. Johnny told Ben "you know you're going to blow yourself up in a few minutes."

chipoot

The farts resulting after eating at Chipotle. Often accompanied by a "Chipotle child."

Johnny made the mistake of eating Chipotle before hopping on the bus, and the massive chipoot he couldn't hold in made all the other passengers gag.

spinach

A rather derisive alternate name and mispronunciation for Spanish.

I wouldn't have to "press 1 for English" if we didn't have all these people that only spoke Spinach.

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