Fox News

Should be called Conservative News Network, but the abbreviation of "CNN" was taken by a more credible but still not very credible Network that conservatives call and example of so-called "Fake News".

Really Overzealous Republican: Hey do you watch Fox News, it's like the best fucking channel on the planet.
Sane Person: No I don't watch Conservative News Network, goodbye.
Fox Viewer: CNN is FAKE NEWS!

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tsa loves t&a

A joke referencing allegations of agents of the Transportation Security Administration, an American federal agency and division of the United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), better known as "airport security" frisking people in security checks in a manner akin to molestation. The actual name implies this by saying they like tits and ass.

Some Chick: Hey John I was flying in and I think the TSA at the terminal molested me.
John: Well you know what they say, TSA loves T&A.

why don't you fuck right off

A more defiant way of saying fuck off, typically used for emphasis or to sound like the smartass you're saying it to.

Smartass: Well uh, I know that that actually isn't true because—
Pissed Guy: Why don't you fuck right off!?

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