homeslice 1.5

1. A noob at vidoe games
2. Someone who plays a meat flute
3. A big bag of doughnuts

i wanted to hang out with homeslice 1.5 until i remembered hes a faggot

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meat flute

1.a musical intrument played by fags, or sluts

I wanted to get head from sally, but she plays the meat flute to often so i dont want my dick to burn.

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Dawson

He’s some tall guy who’s super shy. Probably has a crush on anyone that has a name starting from A-Z because he is lonely. He is strong but not much on the muscular side. He is smart in ways no one can understand. He wishes he could be somewhere else than where he is. He’s odd but dumb, because he hates everywhere. He will probably steal your girl. No doubt about it. He has had 8 girlfriends. He will live somewhere with a cafe. That is a Dawson. He is quiet. He has no friends. He’s definitely going places.

Dude 1: dude his name is Dawson
Dude 2: yeah it is!