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Kids in a sandbox

Probably one of the most misleading sites on the web. The video is around 10 seconds long. It starts out like a regular porn video, a girl and a guy are in a 69 position having sex. All of a sudden the girl sticks out some sort of plastic dildo and constantly jams it in the guy's cum hole. Moaning ensues, and the penis nearly splits open. It's a loop video.

Me: Hey, Nick, watch kids in a sandbox *Gives link*

Nick: Uh is that kids playing in a sandbox?

Me: Yeah... just click the link

Nick: *Clicks* Hey this is a porn si- WHAT THE FUCK!

by Some Twink April 24, 2011

184👍 102👎


TÊa Quit

Whenever a certain person goes on a 'hiatus' from something for approximately two weeks, comes back, treats it like they took a really long break and then proceeds to get involved again. This typically happens with people who are incredibly indecisive, scatterbrained or have severe hormonal imbalances.

Person 1: I'm gonna take a break from Osu!... I need to sort out my problems

Person 2: You're gonna pull a TÊa Quit just like last time; see you in two weeks.

by Some Twink August 18, 2014

9👍 2👎


Patchouli Knowledge

Patchouli, sometimes nicknamed 'Patchy', is a witch that lives in the Scarlet Devil Mansion. She is mostly seen in the library, which holds a vast amount of books. She is incredibly smart and well acquainted with magic, but, because of her poor health, she is unable to put her talents to good use.

She's fairly short and spends most of her time reading. She is often seen in her lavender colored dress, has purple hair and eyes. She wheres a hat that matches her dress and it has one blue and one red ribbon attached to it. There is also a crescent moon attached to the front of her hat.

Person 1: Patchouli Knowledge is my favorite Touhou character.
Person 2: I like Patchy, but she's really not that interesting, all she does is read.

by Some Twink August 18, 2014

45👍 2👎


Ilovethefishes

Another disgusting video involving lesbian asians. Basically one asian is lieing down naked with a funnel on her ass. The other girl stuffs fishes down her ass. She then starts licking to it, and all the fishes come flying out, along with some... orange liquid shit.

The music is quite catchy.

Me: *Watches Ilovethefishes* Oh no another weird lesbian fetish, whoa that music is catchy!

by Some Twink April 27, 2011

118👍 60👎