Eminem

A once legendary rapper who had superb lyrics and used beats from Dr. Dre, and was understood by all who have been in his situation. Now switches to pop style music with little to no lyrical depth and has kids listening thinking they're cool because they can "relate".

Kid One: "Dude you see Eminem's new album"
Kid Two: "yeah my mom bought it for me dude the struggle is real I can relate"
Kid One: "I swear man like that time my mom took away my phone or I couldnt get xbox live, me and em have both been in struggles you know"

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Pawn Stars

1. (noun) A scripted show featuring a bald grease ball scam artist with the rest of his overweight gang. They're known for using one of two techniques to low ball every customer: If it's not very valuable, tell them it's not very valuable and no one else will buy it. Occasionally, laugh at their asking price to humiliate them. If it's very valuable, tell them they gotta make a profit
and then laugh their way down to a completely unfair price. Also infamous for their terrible morals and scripted jokes.

2. (verb) To rip someone off.

1. "So today, someone came in with what I confirmed to be among the possessions of Jesus Christ that show high possibility of the existence of God. It was super cool, and I needed to get it off him."

Nick: "So I'd like $80,000,000"
Rick: <laugh> "Yeah sorry best I can do is $10, I mean, I gotta make a profit"
Nick: "That's a little low"
Rick: <laugh> "No one else will buy it buddy"

"I was super bummed I couldn't get the deal, but maybe he'll come back knowing no one else will buy it."

Pawn Stars

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