paquette

wil pah-ket.
1. verb. to lose hair prematurely, often as the result of being excessively obnoxious, telling bad jokes and ruining good ones through rampant repetition, and having a girlfriend who is too hot for you.

2. noun. an annoying, balding douche.

3. noun. destroyer of jokes.

"That kid is such a paquette. He's always ruining my jokes and clogging my shower drain with his stringy greasy hair. I wanna put it in his girlfriend." sic

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