soul deflector

i) A shiny material used to protect one's knees from the rigours of time.
ii) Two words said in the privacy of a man's attic solely for the purpose of expressing one's utter denial of reality.

I cannot find my soul deflector. you there- place something upon your head or i shall have it removed by the powers that be.

bootah

i) a sexy lady
ii) a sexy lady's ass
iii) sex with a sexy lady

i) Damn, did you see that bird, she was a right bootah!!
ii) Mate, her bootah was so nice i just wanted to go up to her and squeeze it.
iii) Did you get any bootah last night?

i, ii and iii: I'd bootah that bootah's bootah anytime!

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