The Parrot

The Parrot (verb)
When a woman continues to talk after having sex and the only way to shut her up is to throw a blanket over her so she'll go to sleep.

Guy: Man this chick will not shut the fuck up.

Me: hmm hold on *throws blanket over her*.
Guy: What did you do that for?

Me: When you want birds to sleep you cover their cage and they think it's dark and time to sleep.

Guy: sweet
Me: Yea, I call it the parrot

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Skier

When a whore is sitting between two guys and giving them both a handjob.

Becky was so high yesterday that she gave two guys a hand job at the same time.

Oh, so she's a skier huh.

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