Shote

The past tense form of shit. If you shitted a while ago, you could say you had just shoten.

Danny: I just shoten. It was so big, I had to push it down with my hands!
Sally: Did you wash your hands?
Danny: Maybe.

Sans

The funniest Skele-Bone in existence. Don't get on his bad side, though, or he'll fucking kick your ass.

Random Youtuber: *Plays Undertale and does genocide*
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