dime a dozen

price of donuts down in donut house

i'll take half glazed,1/4 jelly,and the rest cornbread

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diskotrip

The Source of all internet power and control. The lord of the online gaming community. The Almighty. The holy pwner.

Whoa ..... You just got pwned by DiSKoTRiP

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toyetime

It means homework and originated from Winchester College. Boys at the school worked in their "toyes" when they did homework, so the work came from there.

You have not finished your toyetime which was meant to be handed in yesterday.

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tower hill

Awsome school that other kids wish they could get into but can't because they have their head too far up their ass.

Bob: Hey I tried to get into Tower Hill but couldn't.
Jim: Maybe it's because your head's too far up your ass. Try Tatnall they'll take anyone
Bob: Hell no! Tatnall sucks balls
Jim: True

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pretzeled

A way of saying that someone looks stoned in the midlands.

A recent study found that 7/10 potheads in Herefordshire used this while telling a friend they looked fucked in the venue.

pearl: Mate you look absolutely fucking pretzeled!

Bouncer: Hey Chaps! I overheard you talking about pretzels. No food allowed in the venue.

Rocco: No. Don't worry mate, it wasn't food.

Before they could blink they were sitting in the back of the police car looking absolutely pretzeled without any pretzels.

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Silkwizard Year

Something you wish you will never will see or even HEAR said.

Silk: DWO 1.90 will be up in a year.
NewPerson: A year?! Aw man, that's a long time
DWO-Oldbie: Alright, I'd rather watch paint dry.

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:F

Emotion icon defining hunger or drooling.

"What? Your eating pizza? :F

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