Matilda

Either a makeup loving bodybuilder or a hardcore butch lesbian.

Matilda is nice until you really get to know her which may take approximately 36 years. However when you get to know her for real there’s a high chance of either knowing a smol bean who needs food, sleep and hoodies or you’ll get a maniac with the darkest humour that no one can exceed.
Beware, you cannot escape Matilda. She will always find you with the power of anime.

Person: Matilda I’ve known you for 36 years now :)

Matilda *slowly turning into a smol adorable human bean*: gIVE ME FOOD AND HOODIES

(Alternative universe)

Person: Matilda I’ve known you for 36 years now :)

Matilda *nails growing sharp and eyes turning red while holding a knife*: this knife can’t kill you more times than You’re going to anyway but I’ll kill you another day *tsundere laugh*

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Yate

A yeet that is yet to come

Person 1:ahh what a nice day

Person 2: did u yote today?

Person1: yES and I will yate tomorrow too

Cake

Basically a drug. When u don’t have cake u want cake but when you have cake it makes you happy until you eat too much. Eating too much is inevitable so be prepared to deal with:
•stomach ache
•crying
•hating yourself

•throwing up
•shetting yourself after eating it if you’re lactose intolerant next time you have a cake because you can’t escape the power of cake

Dude 1: Yeet yote esketiit send help me eat

Dude 2: dude you high or smth!?

Dude1: yES I ate a whole cake.

Dude 2: oh god I’m sorry I’ll call an ambulance right away