Abdelmajeed

An American boy who says American soccer instead of British football because he's American.

arab guy: wanna play football?
Abdelmajeed: ok, here it is
arab guy: wtf I said football not fucking rugby you goatfucker
abdelmajeed: WTF is rugby?
arab guy: oh look my friend brought his football
abdelmajeed: thats a soccer ball not a football you fucking retard
arab guy: da faq is soccer?
abdelmajeed: the ball your friend is holding you piece of shit
arab guy: thats a football not a fucking soccer ball thing you son of a bitch
*abdelmajeed shoots arab guy*

Black yoshi

The niggiest character in the super Mario series.

Black yoshi: I want me some fried chicken.
Mario: no
Black yoshi: please Mario please

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Macron

Some French guy who rules france and hates Islam

Macron: we will abolish Islam once and for all
Islam extremists: oh yeah well… *flys plane to effiel tower killing macron”

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Palesrael

A country (I hope) that is a combination between israel and Palestine and might happen if there is peace there.

Muslim: fuck israel
Jew: fuck Palestine
Me: guys guys no need to fight, how about we unite these 2 countries and make it into 1 big country and call it palesrael?
Muslim and Jew: you want us to be together? Fuck no bitch!
*shoots me*

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Sokovia

A real country in earth-199999 that was destroyed by the avengers

Sokovia has been fucked up by the avengers because of some alien-robotic guy called Ultron

Kuwait

where you go buy a video game in just 10 dinars.

guy 1: im going to buy the new game
guy 2: how much?
guy 1: 10 dinars
guy 2: wtf? you mean 50 dinars
guy 1: fuck no u piece of shit, where not in usa where it cost $50, where in kuwait where u buy 1.50 dinars just for a big mac meal
guy 2: we must be rich
guy 1: we are

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2021

the worst year in the world

2021 is shit

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