"hey doc."
"hey, what's your symptom again?"
"I'm afraid of long words, I think."
"sounds like a classic case of hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliaphobia"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
the reason teachers exist
and the reason you're still single
i love the fact that more than half of the urban dictionaries are dumb jokes, while the others are dumb jokes disguised as smart jokes